This is why I would never, ever, ever volunteer to serve on our homeowners' association board. After much soul-searching (and editing) I decided to share with the world what matters to Pac enough as a home owner that would prompt him into engaging our community leaders. (Pay no attention to his iPhone clock. I'm sure it's wildly inaccurate.)
It's all about making the world a better place by getting involved, my friends. One clichéd gay porn seduction scene at a time.
Stay tuned next week when we ask: What kind of tape would an eight-track tape if an eight-track could ate tape?