|"WTF?? Dude... I swear I was just having|
sex with Cinderella a moment ago."
I don't know if underwear models have changed since I was a kid, or if I was just too young to have the whole twink/jock/daddy/bear distinction solidified yet in my gay mushy brain. This ad makes me want to give the Penny's White Sale flyer another try. I remember those guys having body hair. And dignity. And thick, meaty stems.
I really hope this is not the Pumpkin Cheesecake I've been hearing so much about.