Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Cheesecake?

I remember discovering the International Male catalog in my teens. Goodbye forever JC-Penny catalog! Somewhere along the line they became Undergear, which I guess makes for a better URL. It looks like they're fully embracing their role as pornographer for the closeted and repressed along with their gig as circuit party outfitter. Yesterday I found this in my inbox and even I was embarrassed. What is it they sell again?

"WTF?? Dude... I swear I was just having
 sex with Cinderella a moment ago."

I don't know if underwear models have changed since I was a kid, or if I was just too young to have the whole twink/jock/daddy/bear distinction solidified yet in my gay mushy brain. This ad makes me want to give the Penny's White Sale flyer another try. I remember those guys having body hair. And dignity. And thick, meaty stems.

I really hope this is not the Pumpkin Cheesecake I've been hearing so much about.

2 comments:

  1. Is it just me, or do his legs not quite match his abdomen?

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  2. There is a weird gourd discontinuity there, isn't there?

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