Wednesday, November 24, 2010


I remember discovering the International Male catalog in my teens. Goodbye forever JC-Penny catalog! Somewhere along the line they became Undergear, which I guess makes for a better URL. It looks like they're fully embracing their role as pornographer for the closeted and repressed along with their gig as circuit party outfitter. Yesterday I found this in my inbox and even I was embarrassed. What is it they sell again?

"WTF?? Dude... I swear I was just having
 sex with Cinderella a moment ago."

I don't know if underwear models have changed since I was a kid, or if I was just too young to have the whole twink/jock/daddy/bear distinction solidified yet in my gay mushy brain. This ad makes me want to give the Penny's White Sale flyer another try. I remember those guys having body hair. And dignity. And thick, meaty stems.

I really hope this is not the Pumpkin Cheesecake I've been hearing so much about.


  1. Is it just me, or do his legs not quite match his abdomen?

  2. There is a weird gourd discontinuity there, isn't there?