Thursday, January 20, 2011
Full Moon Dream
My typical sex dream always starts out promising enough. A connection, arousal and a plan to consummate. Then, almost invariably, the next several hours approximate the dramatic arc of Adventures in Babysitting. Not only am I frustrated when I wake up, I'm exhausted.
But not this time. This one was so good, I started to wonder if maybe I wasn't dreaming. I pinched myself. Ow... Still there. Then I actually asked out loud, "Is this real or am I dreaming?" They assured me it was real.
Who am I to argue with eight hot guys?
I know I haven't said this in a very long time, but I love you subconscious brain. You were paying attention to my porn!