Ordering coffee at
Jittery Joe's. The brews are "Medium", "Dark" and "Decaf" and the sizes are "Little Joe", "Joe" and "Big Joe".
"I'd like a Dark Joe, please."
"What size?"
"Joe"
"What size?"
"JOE"
"WHAT SIZE?"
"Medium."
"That'll be two dollars. Next?"
That barista would never survive at Starbucks.
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