Thursday, December 19, 2013

Santa's Pouch

This is what $250 worth of underwear looks like. How did I know what to get JB for Christmas? Easy. He took a Sharpie to the UnderGear catalog and circled the underwear models he liked. On the rest he drew mustaches, scars, eye patches and boobies. There's also a swimsuit or two in there for JB to wear on the cruise.

It was the least I could do after JB upgraded my geriatric
iPhone 4 to a 5s.

Now, in an ironic turnabout, I find myself stuffing underpants into a sock.


  1. I like JB. hehehehe....boobies.

  2. Must be nice to be handsome and thin enough to actually pull of Undergear stuff....