Thursday, June 19, 2014

ASCII Pr0n

What Scruff would look like now if Steve Jobs had never been born...


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             .;oxdddddxkkkO00K0K00Ok00KKKKXXXKKk:.                                                                      
           ,ldxddxxkkkkkkkO0OkdodkdodOO0KKKXXXXXKKx:                                                                    
         'dkOOOOOOkkkxxxxkkxolclll;,;ldxO00KKKXXKKKKo.                                                                  
       .lk0KKKX0OOkOOO0Oko:,,',,'....;oxxkO0000KOOO0K0c                                                                 
      .d0KXXNNNK00Okkkdl:,...........':oxxxkOkxxxxxxkkkd'                                                               
      oXXNNNWWNXK0kdol:;,.............,:loodxxdodxkkxddol                                                               
     .KNNNWWWNNK0kkolc;,'............';:coolodooooxxddoll;                                                              
     dXWNNNWNNX0kxxl::;''............';cloolclllclloddxdloc                                                             
    dNNWNNWWNXKOxdoc:;,''...............',,;:::::clllodl;,c'                                                            
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   .lXWWWWWWXKOxdlc:::;;,,,;:lodlc:;,'.........,;;:c:,..'..;c'                                                          
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I'm quite relieved, actually. I wasn't sure I could still pleasure myself to completion without a broadband connection and functioning graphics card.


3 comments:

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    1. Shhh. He makes me pay royalties.

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  2. actually, with the right gallery, i'm sure there is an entire show to be built around dot matrix.

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